Disproving evolution:

I have finally conclusively and decisively disproved the theory of evolution. Last night Zach (our 21 year old son) and I shared a hotel room. We are volunteering with Winterfest, folding tee-shirts for the thousands of people who attend, along with several other volunteers. The organizers of Winterfest provided a hotel room for us. Here's where I have disproved evolution: I didn't suffocate Zach with a pillow last night. Why would I? HE SNORED LIKE CHAINSAW! If evolution were true, parents would suffocate their children when they snored, depriving you of your much need sleep; sleep that is necessary for your survival.... Therefore, since I didn't put him out of my misery, evolution can't be true....